Sideways Cycles

Karate Monkey

You know Kung Fu? Well it won't help you here, this Monkey is pure empty hand. Built to take the big wheels, this 29er will roll over the trail with the authority of a very authorative thing. Discs, V brakes, singlespeed, gears, fat tyres, thin tyres, even no tyres if you're stupid. Double butted Cr-Mo keeps it strong and tough, £379 including a fork, how can you not do?

Or a complete bike with:

Frame: 700c cro-mo frame single speed sizes 16", 18", 20", 22"
Fork: Surly Karate Monkey, 100% Surly 4130 CroMoly steel. TIG-welded. 1-1/8" threadless steer tube,uncut with disc mounts
Setapost Clamp: 30.0mm stainless seatpost clamp
Crankset/BB: Truvativ Firex 1.1g 73mm bb w/ 33t ring and guard 175mm length
Chainguard: Salsa Ring Dinger, Black
Freewheel: 3/32"x17teeth Shimano Freewheel
Chain: SRAM, PC-830. 3/32" 114 L
Headset: Ritchey Logic Comp, 1-1/8" threadless steel black cups, w/Ritchey logo
Stem: Kalloy, 1-1/8" threadless. Forged. 25.4mm clamp diameter. Black
Handlebars: Salsa Moto-Ace 17 flat bar. 25.4mm bar clamp
Grips: Velo Kraton, Rubbery. Black
Brake Levers: Avid FR-5
Brakes: Avid BB7, Cable-actuated disc. 160mm rotors front and rear
Seatpost: Kalloy SP-342, 27.2mm x 350mm. Single-bolt cradle clamp. Black
Saddle: WTB SST, Viny cover. Cro-mo rails. Black
Hubs: Surly New model hubs, 32h. Nutted rear axle, QR front axle. Black
Rims: Salsa Delgado, 700c, 32h. Black w/ machined sidewalls
Spokes: DT Champion, 14g/2.0mm straight guage stainless. 12mm silver brass nipples
Tyres: WTB Exiwolf DNA, 29 x 2.3". Steel bead. Black

Looking like this:

For just £999!